CRAZIES!!!

RECAP
Another drama filled episode of the bachelor...and this week I even found myself liking Jake a couple of times...don't get me wrong he is still super cheesy...but better.

An example of his cheese...his little chuckle at the end of each of his own jokes...REALLY?!

This episode had a one on one with Vienna (didn't see that one coming!)FYI: THERE IS NO CRYING IN TOP GUN!

We found it amusing that they had NOTHING to talk about other than the jump they just did, so when in doubt...make out. Still not a Vienna fan, don't think I will ever get past the first episode where she was out with her dog in matching dresses...

Next date...comedy club

The girl's performances were LAME but let's be honest, did we expect anything more?! Ashleigh is the one who really showed how terrified she was of the performance, but the chica downed a good 2-7 drinks and took to the stage for what was probably the least lame performance of the whole batch. Lesson: booze+blonde jokes=better performances than the rest!

Then the night got FUN!!

Above you will find Jake making his WTF face while trying to talk to Michelle who once again came to him after just crying. She then says she is going to leave...then decides she will stay if he wants her to...which sadly for our viewing pleasure he didn't. See ya Michelle...don't let the green minivan cab door hit you on the way out.

Date #3

Now whoever didn't know that ABC would shamelessly fly out Ella's son at some point during this process doesn't know the show! So when Ella was selected for a one on one date I knew what was coming...happy family time!

Ella was quite likeable...and even normal during her date, and I even started to believe her that she really did want a normal relationship and to be a happy family UNTIL she compared what she wants to Trista and Ryan?! Come on!!! Oh well...she will be on for at least the next obligatory episode as you obviously can't boot the woman whose child you just met.

Elizabeth's Downward Spiral

The above shot is when we all knew Elizabeth would be on her way out the door soon...granted it is from last week...he just had to get rid of a few others first, but she sealed her fate by not kissing him the week before then toying with him...which Ellen also does not agree with watch HERE!

So in summary:

Let go this week-

Michelle: kicked to the curb...literally

Elizabeth: no kissing+headgames= ADIOS Valisha: wait was she still on the show?!

ROSES: went to Vienna AND Ella on their individual dates but no group date rose

BLOGS: BEST blog click HERE, Chris Harrison click HERE, and OMG Jake has a weekly blog...sorry folks for letting you down for the past couple of weeks but the show was about all of Jake I could handle...but now that he is not quite as bad HERE is his blog

WEEK 3 RESULTS:

***points on the right hand side***

Eliminated- Valisha, Michelle and Elizabeth...big props to Laura for being the ONLY one to call Elizabeth getting the boot...this may have to do with the fact that Laura has not yet watched last week! Park Slope, Clare, Kvein, Christine, Ellie and Catherine also all got 10 points for guessing 2 of the 3

Booted Early- Michelle 10 points to Brea, Emily, Jill, Christine, Kevin and Clare

"Rose"- first of all I should DEDUCT points for anyone who guessed under 9...there had to be at least 9 roses said as he says "so and so will you accept this rose" every time he hands out a rose!! Anyway...with rose being said a whopping 39 times last night Jen gets 10 points for guessing 37

1 on 1- Vienna and Ella...Park Slope nailed both for a bonus 5 points for a total of 15 points

no dates- Gia and Valisha...Park Slope AGAIN nailed both for a bonus 5 points for a total of 15 points

WEEK 4:

1. Which 4 girls don't get roses this week?

2. What two girls go on the winery date?

3. How many times will "Vienna" be said?

4. How many girls will Jake kiss (on the lips) during the episode?

5. How many times can they work in Jake with his shirt off? (hot tub on one date counts as 1...not EACH time they show the hot tub scene)

***Change/keep your final pick...it is that time again to decide who his final pick will be...you can choose to stay with who you picked early on or switch to someone new. You will receive more points at the end of the season for the longer you had the correct guess.