Booze and Tears and Inappropriate Relations OH MY!!

After the above picture I am not sure I even need to write more...REALLY?! Playing up the Top Gun theme is getting a little ridiculous! I am just waiting for the volleyball scene on the beach (would they get him some dog tags for the episode?)

Well it was quite an episode last night but I am back to realizing why I was dreading Jake being the bachelor...he is SUCH A CHEESEBALL it is making it actually physically hard to watch! Don't get me wrong...I will still be watching it but with an ever present gag reflex!

Best non-show quotes of the week/last night:

Brea- in responding to which girl would be involved in the scandal "The girl whose dress was up to her vajayjay on the first show...Ashleigh"

Kevin - in response to being given Michelle as bonus points girl "Chris Harrison has a better chance at getting a kiss or a 1 on 1 than Michelle does. Thanks for nothing"
" How many points if your girl: 1. cries 2. gets hauled off to the insane asylum 3. steals valium from one of the other girls to calm herself down"

Jill- from the Celtics game "So I may have missed on the wings of love but Laurie I did sit next to the one and only...Bobby Brown at the Celtics game."

Kevin- during the west coast viewing time " Yes that was me you heard screaming at 915p pacific time when jake sat down with crazy KISS HER KISS HER YOU DUMMY DO IT NOW And when the other girl walks up OH YOU BIAAATCH GET OUT OF HERE. PITY KISS PITY KISS"

Week 2 Recap

These girls were let go: Ashley, Christina and forcefully Rozlyn

Group Date/1 on 1 Roses:

Rozlyn, Ali, Elizabeth

BEST blog ever read this week's recap here

Chris Harrison's blog recap here

Week 2 Results

***point total is updated to the right**

Eliminated- 5 points per correct guess- Bri and Kevin lead this one with 2 correct each

"Like"- a disappointing count this week since Ella didn't go on a date! It was only said once so Brooke was the closes with 5 as her guess for a total of 6 points

"body/abs"- again even with a pool scene there was a disappointing ZERO mentions of Jake's body/abs but with a guess of guess of 4 Jill and Brittni got 6 points each

Scandal- the inappropriate relations of Rozlyn got her sent packing and gained Laurie, Brittni, Kevin and the Park Slope crew 10 points each

Next Week

1. Which 3 girls get the boot this week?

2. Which girl leaves the show BEFORE the rose ceremony?

3. Get your counters out...how many times is ROSE said during the episode?

4. Who are the two that get the 1 on 1 dates?

5. Who are the two that don't get dates this week?

***send your guesses to me prior to next week's episode***

And the fun begins!!!

Well it is that wonderful time of the tv viewing season once again...the premier of the Bachelor! Now most of you know I was less than thrilled with Jake as the choice for the Bachelor, however now after watching the first episode I know the show will not be lacking in the entertainment department...this season is even more cheesy than the last if that is even possible! Seeing as Jake kept ALL of the crazies last night we should have at least some good drama ahead!

We started off the season with a small crew (Brittni and me) so we hope to see more of you next week! And since you all were not there I thought I would pass along some of my favorite non-episode quotes of the night:

Brittni- about 20 minutes into the show "I just didn't know if I would have time for the show with school this semester...but I SO have time!"

Jill- via text "And if you understood Cambodian better what she said Laurie is you can land your plane on my landing strip"

Laurie- after Jake says, "it is nothing personal"..."um...isn't that exactly what it is...he is saying hey it is you personally that I don't like as much as these other girls?!!!"

Recap of this Week:

The girls that were let go:

Alexa

Caitlyn

Channy

Elizabeth from DC

Emily

Kimberly

Kirsten

Shelia

Stephanie

Tiana

First Impression Rose:

Tenley

Best blog article on the planet here

Chris Harrison's blog here

This Season's Game Rules

We are kicking off another season which means another season of point tracking!!

How it works:

1. Each week I will send an email (usually the day after the episode) with the questions for the following week and the spreadsheet of remaining girls.

2. Your answers to the week's questions must be submitted prior to the show time for the upcoming week.

3. If you do not submit your guesses on time for a week you will simply get the same amount of points as the lowest point total for the week.

4. Scoring is done by getting points for correctly guessing those that will be eliminated as well as being the closest to the actual numbers or other guesses. I will let you know each week how many points each item is worth.

5. This year there will be bonus points for those viewing the show in person...each week it will be something different so it pays to watch with the group.

Results- Week 1

**point totals can be viewed on the sidebar

Eliminations

Each correct eliminated girl = 5 points

most correct eliminations goes to Kevin with 6

"Pilot"

Exact guess = 10 points

Emily, Bri and Christine guessed exactly with it being said 15 times (should have gone with pilot/flying references and we would have been over 100 I bet!!)

"Amazing"

Exact guess = 10 points

Emily was the closest guessing 6 instead of 5 so she gets 9 points (10 minus the 1 she was off by)

Red Dresses

Exact guess = 10 points

Emily is the only one with the exact guess of 5

Next Week

Location: Brea's House

Time: 7pm

(I'll email directions)

Questions:

1. Which 3 girls will he let go this week? (see attached word doc in the email for the remaining girls)

2. Which girl is the one involved in the "scandal"?

3. How many times will Ella say "like"?

4. Who do you think will be in the final 3?

5. How many times will abs or body be said?

***submit answers to me via email prior to the start of the show next week