NONE stays...BOTH goes...

RECAP

Well it was another dramatic week on the Bachelor. Everyone hit the road this week...the girls in the RVs and Jake on his motorcycle once again heading up the California coast. First stop...winery.

Date #1- Gia

Jake gets ready for his date with Gia by shaving in his little mirror...meanwhile I'm wondering where the heck headed off to to "get ready" on his motorcycle after giving Gia the date card? Anyway...The date with Gia is full of fun...like hide and seek and spin the bottle?! Oh boy...but she gets a rose, and I will admit that by the end of their date I was liking her a little more.

Date #2- Group Date from HELL!!

Jake took the girls to Pismo beach for some dune buggy riding and sand surfing...which we all agreed looked pretty fun! However the idea of tackling each other and rolling down the hill in the sand...not so fun...but hey Corrie whatever you need to do. I think it went more like this: Producer to Jake: Jake it was great when you rolled down the hill with Tenley and both got covered in sand...see if you can find another sucker so we can get it on film again

Jake: ok...whatever you say

The date then ended up at the Madonna Inn where the girls first jumped all over the room still covered in sand then got all dressed up for the cocktail time. Jake instead chose to wear a sweater and jeans? Anyway...the night consisted of different make out (or attempted make out) sessions in different rooms throughout the hotel. The most painful of which was Ashleigh and her SHORT skirt wrapped all around Jake.

Date #3- Kathryn and Ella

I knew Ella was a goner after the 1 on 1 date at Sea World, but he would not do it on the actual date with her kid, so her leaving was not a surprise...and neither was Kathryn really seeing as we have seen a combined total of about 5 minutes of her all season.

but...the burning of the rose...PRICELESS!!

SO IN SUMMARY:

Let go this week:

Ella: Jake is not ready for daddy duty Kathryn: yes...he is sure Ashleigh: try as you might he just wasn't feeling it Jessie: thanks for the advice...not takin' it!

Roses: Gia on her 1 on 1 and Tenley on the group date...for her "patience"

The blogs are great this week: The best one here Chris Harrison's here and Jake's here...if you only read one make sure to read the first one!!

Some other fun stuff for this week:

1. Did you know that Jake was once on Walker Texas Ranger?!

click here to see the video

2. CRAZY Michelle was on Ellen, click here to watch her interview

3. Chris Harrison was also on Ellen, click here for his interview

4. Jake was on Jimmy Kimmel who totally gives it to him...click here to watch the first half and here for the rest

BEST NON-SHOW QUOTES FOR THE WEEK:

As always Kevin racks up quite a few:

"I am so ashamed that I gave him some props last week, I feel dirty."

About Ethan, Ella's Kid "I don't think that was her real kid. He is away at college. They grabbed fake Ethan from a shelter for a day. It was fake Ethan's make a wish. Dear Make-a-Wish, my one dream in life is to be on television and go to Sea World."

"I'd argue the entire episode was a whinery"

Laurie- "If we hurry up and polish off this wine bottle, you'll be drunk is really what he's thinking!"

Brea- while giving her play by play as my computer crashed for the 3rd time watching the show: "my mind is a steel trap girls...don't worry!"

Park Slope- while congratulating them on getting their picks in prior to 10 minutes before show time "True- There was not much debate as in previous weeks, mostly because we feel confident Jake understands his own needs and wants as TV's "The Bachelor"

Ellie- in response to Kevin's "don't bother girls, until you've lived reality TV dating, you just won't fully understand" (of which he was on Blind Date in case you were wondering) Ellie says "I may have made an appearance on MTV's tail daters during my college years"

WEEK 4 RESULTS

**points updated on right hand side**

Eliminated: Ashleigh, Jessie, Ella and Kathryn- Laurie nailed all 4

"Vienna"- said 21 times during the episode giving Clare 9 points for guessing 22 and Bri 9 points for guessing 20

Two in the winery- throwing this one out since I got the date wrong

Kisses- he kissed 4 of the girls, Corrie being the only keeper he did not kiss points to Laurie and Kevin

No Shirt- a surprisingly low 1 for the number of times Jake is shirtless in this episode giving Brooke, Bri, Brittni, Christine and Kevin 9 points each for guessing 2

WEEK 5-

1. How many times will San Francisco be said?

2. How many times will the girls say "this is so hard", "it is hard"...refering to being in the process with the other girls?

3. How many times will Ali say bitch when refering to Vienna?

4. How many times will "like" be said?

5. Who is going home just short of the hometown dates?

**give me your final pick...once again you can switch it up or stay with your current pick**