Gia is GONE...

RECAP

We head to St. Lucia with the Jake who puts his stuff down in his room then poses for a photo/video opp on the balcony.

Then it is time for dates with the remaining 3 that really just involve lots of making out, in pools, the ocean, on the beach, bath tubs...and that is just the first girl! :)

Did this week seem like the same date over and over to anyone else?!

Date #1- Gia

Gia and Jake take a stroll through the cheesy touristy markets to get a "feel for the culture" with the rest of the tourists...then head to the beach where they can make out in the water and on the sand. Then it is time for dinner and a SHOCKING twist of a card from Chris Harrison letting them know they can forgo their own rooms to stay together...and off they go to their rose petals and bubble bath.

Date #2- Tenley

I know a lot of people like Tenley, and I think I would too if she didn't have to talk. I just cringe every time she opens her mouth and out comes the Minnie Mouse voice...ahhhh!!

They take off in a helicopter to see the island (for sure getting a better date than Gia already!) then they land in the rain forest for a picnic and some more babbling conversation. Then they are off to dinner and we all are waiting to see if she chooses to forgo her individual room...

which she does in her squeaky voice and through her bangs over almost her entire face.

And look at that...their own private make out pool and a night of cuddling...

Date #3- Vienna

GAG! A pirate ship, really?! I hope everyone else was ready to puke during the walk the plank scene...blah! I cannot believe Vienna is still here and I cannot believe he thinks she is "smoking hot!!" EVERY week I wonder if he is looking at the same girl I am...

then I realize yes, yes he is and conclude HE DESERVES HER!

After their make out session on the beach they head to dinner where Vienna also chose to forgo her own room and entered the shared rose covered domain and donned probably the classiest thing she has worn this entire season, her white lingerie.

THEN...the NOT SURPRISING AT ALL telephone call...

who could it be?!

It's Ali...being set up to be tv's the Batchelorette!! I'm not the only one already talking about it:

Chris Harrison discusses it here.

And Ellen HOPES for it here.

And after about 2 minutes of Jake pretending he is trying to decide he says no he wants to keep his tramp and his Minnie Mouse and for a few more minutes his swimsuit model.

Then the rose ceremony...where he announces a little bluntly to all of the girls that he is in love with each of them...

then promptly boots Gia.

SO IN SUMMARY

Gia gets the boot...after getting to stay a week longer than she would have...thank you Ali.

Ali gets denied a return to the show...left to work and thinking about Jake...but really holding on to the fact that she will more than likely be the next Bachelorette since ABC seems to now refuse to go with someone completely new!

Weekly blogs: best one EVER make sure you read it here, Chris Harrison's blog here and Jake's lame blog here

Best non-show quotes of the week:

Sparrow (who we sucked in for the first time this week)- "That castle looks like a penis" about the castle next to where Tenley and Jake danced to no music

Sparrow- "does he really sleep with all of them?!" clearly a newbie to this show!!!

Kevin- "shocked that a divorces hooters waitress is still alive afte the "who can give the bachelor the best sex week" just shocked!!

Bri- "no sparrow...they just cuddle all night"

Week 7 Results

**points updates on the right hand side***

Gia sent packing gives Laurie, Brea, Brooke, Jill, Bri, Ellie, Christine, Kevin and Park Slope 10 points

There were 10 different swim suits in the episode which no one guessed exactly but everyone got points for how close they were to the actual number.

Only Vienna said she loved him...the other two reasonable gals saying they were "falling" in love with him which gave Jill and Kevin 15 points for guessing exactly and everyone else points for how close they were to the actual number.

Gia like rattled off like 19 likes during like the episode giving Brooke 15 points for guessing exactly.

Tenley said ex a shockingly low number of 2 times...not saying she didn't talk about him many more times but only called him ex twice which no one guessed she could do!

"The End" was said 3 times giving Brooke, Bri and Ellie 15 points for guessing exactly and the rest points for how close you were.

"Rose" was said 7 times giving Brooke and Park Slope 15 points for guessing exactly.

Ali was said 10 times which no one guessed exactly.

All 3 girls chose to forgo their own rooms and hit up the fantasy suite giving Laurie, Brea, Bri, Ellie, Christine and Kevin 15 points for guessing exactly.

Jake did not cry once, not talking to Ali or letting Gia go...which NONE of us thought possible so no one guessed exactly.

Week 8- Women Tell All

Same structure as this week where you will get point based on how close you are, but negative if you are more than 10 away. These guesses will include any video clips that are chosen to be shown.

1. How many times will inappropriate be said?

2. How many candles will be sitting on the table next to Chris Harrison?

3. How many times will Chris Harrison say ladies?

4. How many times will Rozlyn or (Roz) be said?

5. Which ladies will be chosen for direct interviews (10 points each correct, -5 for each wrong one)

6. How many girls will be wearing red?

7. How many times will "falling in love" be said?

8. How many times will crazy be said?

9. How many audience questions will be asked?

10. How many girls will throw another girl under the bus talking about them?

Then back to St. Lucia for the finale...until then!